Completely naked British woman gets into a cab whose driver is Chinese. He looked at her from top to bottom and so several times.
The worried woman asked him:
"Have you never seen a naked woman?"
The Chinese taxi driver replied:
"I'm not looking at you because you are naked. I'm worried because I'm looking and I don't see where you have the money to pay me for the ride !."
Be like a Chinese!
Focus on your activities and don't let anything distract you and interfere with your own actions! Especially in traffic, which already has default rules of conduct.
Edit: Sanja Paić